lax bro

men obsessed with lacrosse and all its lacross-ey goodness. usually hang around with lots of chicks, mostly those who are ultimate lax hoes, or laxtitutes.
enjoy going on bro trips and being bromosexual.
vocabulary includes:tilt, flow, bro, dude, etc
wardrobe includes:pennies, pastel polos, pastel shorts, pastel anyting, seer sucker anything, madras anything, midcalves, rainbows and sperries

Rachel: "dude check out that lax bro, what a hottie"
Kevin (lax bro): "hey laxtitutes, do you like my flow?"
Rachel: "love it"
Kevin: "well im gonna go lax with my bros now, peace"

by ultimatelaxhoe1 October 19, 2010

lax bro

Generally someone who thinks they're INTENSELY AWESOME and wears flamboyant clothing. See also; douche; faggot

Lax Bro: DUDE look at my new pink hat, yellow shirt, teddy bear pajamas, midcalves and mandals! They're so rad!
Me: Or you could grow a pair.

by AverageJohn October 9, 2010

Lax Bro

If it were possible to sum them up in one word, which it is, that word would be douche. No one likes them but themselves and there are alot of them on the east coast.

Lax Bro: IM SO COOOOL! DONT U WISH YEW WERE KEWL LIKE ME???? I LOVE SPORRRRTTTSSSS!

by ImSoChill August 19, 2011

Lax Bro

Also see douche bag

Lax bro 1: "I'm liking the oakley shades bro!"
Lax bro 2: "Thanks, gnarly plaid shorts and flip flops!"
Lax bro 1: "Thanks, wanna go pass around?"

by Roboto666 June 2, 2010

Lax Bro

usually found in Jersey or the west coast, bros enjoy chilling, getting (road?) head or dome, playing lax, and drinking Natty light. they make their bitches get them sandwiches and think women should stay in the kitchen. a common habit of a bro is to fuck a girl and then her mom/sister. they are douches. good examples at mylifeisbro.com

Bro 1: hey bro, did you fuck my sister?

Bro 2:yeah, then she made me a sandwich and gave me dome. ice me.

Bro 1: you're chill.

Bro 2: wanna have a sweet lax sesh?

these are some chill lax bro conversations

by ishouldbeinthekitchen August 30, 2010

Lax Bro

Con bro Chill.

Flowseidon is a term given to such Lax Bros like con bro chill (Connor Martin)

by Flowhamad Al Brosef June 3, 2011

Lax bro

A chill dude who fucks bitches, smokes pot, and play lacross. Envied by the entire school. Known for their long hard sticks.

Dude i wish i could be a lax bro and get all the bitches.

by brotastic123433 April 22, 2011