kaeti

a random, usually optimistic person. A kaeti is also quite talented and naturally beautiful. Most kaetis are found adventuring with people and laughing most of the time.

That kaeti is so happy and carefree, I want to have an adventure too.

by lolwut yeah okay! November 24, 2010

keyticle

noun. (kee-tuh-cul)
dry finger skin and fingernail particles that lodge under your keyboard key pads, causing the keys to stick.

If certain letters on your keyboard don't work, it may be a case of keyticle build-up. . Simply turn your keyboard upside down: then shake lightly. This should dis-lodge any keyticle than is stuck under the key pads.

by Warren Humphrey February 19, 2006

Kyei yourself

To wildcard in FPL and end up with a worse team than you started with. Usually culminates in your team going to last place from a much higher position. This is a legendary feat only achievable by extremely talented losers.

You should kyei yourself in game week 6 just to give your competitors some false hope. Be careful though, the last guy to try it stayed last for the season

by Konkobelow September 15, 2019

kretin

A person who thinks they are smart when in actual fact they aren't

George Bush is a kretin

by Daxel February 4, 2005

keti

The best person ur ever meet fr like there character is soo good like they r rly sweet,never tell on u, i mean i can go on and on...

Ohhh shit look at keti she is hot af.

by Yaaaas queen October 18, 2020

Ketimins

Minutes when you are off your tits on ketamine

I will take some in 2 ketimins

by B8gwill January 11, 2019

Kyetahn

A skinny white boy who screams with excitement often, becomes fearless yet annoying when drunk slapping people way bigger than him And is known to get whisky dick often, his saving trait is he plays bangers

Abi- “I slept with a guy Friday night and he got whisky dick and couldn’t get it up”

Jess- “oh it was Kyetahn wasn’t it”

by Daddy mdma June 24, 2019