Koen King

The king of Koen, a small region in Eastern Africa. Wears a magic hat and drinks the semen of virgins.

Tourist #1: Did you see the Koen King?
Tourist #2: Yeah, he drank my semen.

by Mod Hebeee July 14, 2010

dirty koen

when he wants you to role play as a middle schooler

when he said he was into role play, i wasn't expecting him to say he wanted me to give him a dirty koen kinda night

by dasalottaricotta September 11, 2021

Koen mitchell

That is super fucking awesome and he def has a massive cock.

Damn he just pulled a koen mitchell.

by Fl0ridama5 March 23, 2023

koen is gay

true

hehehehe koen is gay

by nigerasaurus April 10, 2019

Koens brain

A smart thing in koens brain normally insanely smart but can be really dumb! although he is very nice

koen has such a big brain its a bit bigger than mine though we should call it koens brain

by Koenhasabigbrain December 4, 2018

Koen van z

Boi who is gay and has small pp, die ook een vriend genaamd delano heeft die op 2 uur auto afstand van hem woont in Nl

Persoon 1: hij deed mij van achteren en ik voelde niks
Persoon 2: zeker een Koen van z

by vlamme man November 30, 2021

national suck off koen day

National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th

Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.

by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019