The Koala

When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.

Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.

Greg: Awsome!

Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.

Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.

by Rex Dutchman October 12, 2010

Koala

(1) A person who really likes to snuggle.
(2) A person who likes to physically cling to their lover.

Tito acts so macho, but he's such a koala.

by Peter Springer May 02, 2006

koala

A bloodthirsty mammal that will drop out of trees and rip your head off.

Koalas are indigenous to Australia. They will also drop out of trees and rip your head off.

by Bridey April 16, 2007

Koala

Someone that is very smooth at hitting on his or her co-workers.

Q: Did you see Jack hitting on that girl in the office today?
A: Yeah man, he's smooth as a Koala!

by koalabear21 February 22, 2016

koala

the act of jumping on someone, whether they do or do not know. they may hold you or flail their arms trying to get you off. in the act of koala you hang on with all your might and just hang there.

"woah, did you see courtney just koala maddy!"

by koalabearwuvsmad April 22, 2009

Koala

A koala is a common drink consumed in england. the koala is a cocktail consisting of single malt whiskey, gin and tonic from a tinnie and some lager, beer or stout. yeeeahhhh boooiiii

koala drinking orgy

by paaulandhisthoughts January 25, 2013

Koala

Literally the best person you could ever find and have as a partner or best friend. They will look super cute when they lay their head down and cover some of their face with a blanket or hoodie, and they are beautiful and extremely attractive. They will be your first true love, and you migh just have the chance to be more than friends. But if not, be thankful that they are your friends at least. Because if not, they could end you in a second. Thy will always support you, even when you don't and they will get annoyed if you say bad things about yourself. So say them anyways, because the are adorable when they get annoyed. You will always want to be more than friends them, but something will always stop you guys from that. Just be patient and see how it goes. Who knows what could happen?

#Always

OMG she's so cute, she reminds me of a koala. I wish she would just be with me and we spooned in a blanket. Dude I would make her never want to leave. It would be amazing.

by DJ_TURTLE December 17, 2019