The Koala

When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.

Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.

Greg: Awsome!

Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.

Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.

by Rex Dutchman October 14, 2010

Koala

(1) A person who really likes to snuggle.
(2) A person who likes to physically cling to their lover.

Tito acts so macho, but he's such a koala.

by Peter Springer May 13, 2006

koala

A bloodthirsty mammal that will drop out of trees and rip your head off.

Koalas are indigenous to Australia. They will also drop out of trees and rip your head off.

by Bridey April 23, 2007

Koala

Someone that is very smooth at hitting on his or her co-workers.

Q: Did you see Jack hitting on that girl in the office today?
A: Yeah man, he's smooth as a Koala!

by koalabear21 September 4, 2016

koala

the act of jumping on someone, whether they do or do not know. they may hold you or flail their arms trying to get you off. in the act of koala you hang on with all your might and just hang there.

"woah, did you see courtney just koala maddy!"

by koalabearwuvsmad April 22, 2009

Koala

A koala is a common drink consumed in england. the koala is a cocktail consisting of single malt whiskey, gin and tonic from a tinnie and some lager, beer or stout. yeeeahhhh boooiiii

koala drinking orgy

by paaulandhisthoughts January 25, 2013

Koala

A grayish-white tree-dwelling marsupial with surprisingly very course fur (more like a cow's tail than a kitten's fur.), extremely dangerously sharp teeth and claws, and large, "fluffy" ears.

When Koalas are awake they will usually give you the "death stare", often mistaken as a cute and tired look, as well as hiss, growl, and/or a loud screech displaying their unusually sharp, and very dangerous, teeth.

Koalas are extremely aggressive towards their own kind, which is why they prefer to sleep separately in different trees, otherwise it would be very common to see dead Koalas lying on the grass below a tree with blood trailing down from the top of the tree...

I hope you enjoyed!

"Koalas are so cute!"
"You'd be surprised..."

by anonymous April 8, 2018