kick in the balls

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.

Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D

by Ballbuster August 17, 2013

Ball kick

A soccer move found in Norway, where a person kicks a ball with a foot. This move can be done with both feet and if the ball lands in the goal everybody yells JA!

Hans did a ball kick

by Johninator March 21, 2013

Kick in the balls

When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.

Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head

Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin

Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear

Boyfriend : dies

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

Kick man's balls October

When someone tells you "It's kick man's balls october" it defines as that you have been disrespectful to a woman.

It's kick man's balls october,and you just slapped her ass,sooo be ready to be spanked!

by Nomoredisrespect September 28, 2020

Kicked in the balls

So why does some of the boys still fight about this .Like what did y'all even do to get kicked in the balls huhh....
I swear why did u even piss someones day maybe thats the reason to get kicked in the balls.Y'all can't just shut you're own mouth up for second and still complain about it thinking it hurts more and starting a war.And before you search up "Anime boys smiling" without even watching anime....

"Getting kicked in the balls hurts so much more than you're period cramps"

by I_AM_JAZZ_OK August 22, 2021

Emotional Kick In The Balls

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.

"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."

by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010

Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing

Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol

by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020