Kwazzii is the greatest cat that ever lived. She is a cute tuxedo cat, always dressed to the nines without trying.
Loves her subjects but loves herself more. Will slay her subjects without a second thought if they disobey her, especially if it’s to do with food.
Loves food more than life. Will eat anything basically. Don’t ever get between her and food!
Also the most beautiful kitty on the planet.
Loves her subjects but loves herself more. Will slay her subjects without a second thought if they disobey her, especially if it’s to do with food.
Loves food more than life. Will eat anything basically. Don’t ever get between her and food!
Also the most beautiful kitty on the planet.
Servant: Kwazzii, my gracious and beautiful Overlord, I serve you these humble cat biscuits.
Kwazzii: Good human. Put them down and walk away, today you keep your life.
Kwazzii: Good human. Put them down and walk away, today you keep your life.
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Oh look! Jimbob mixed the hash with the Buckfast and a sprinkle of kezza. Lord knows Jimbob is kwazzled right now.
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