zei kirin

The act of having a large object (chair leg, umbrella) forcibly inserted into one's anus without lubrication. Derived from "Zei Kir", people ask "Do you want Zei Kirin' tonight?"

He got Zei Kirin'd in the asshole last night

by Richie Head August 21, 2004

Zei Kirin

Very awesome dude. Really.

The man above is LYING.

Hey, Zei Kirin, can I borrows some money?
Sure, friend, how about a billion dolla!?

by Zei Kirin January 22, 2004