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the Julius Caesar

when someone dips their haemorrhoids (bum grapes) into someone else's mouth, similar to the art of tea bagging. Named 'The Julius Caesar after' the great man himself and his recognised love of grapes.
she said she liked grapes, so I did what only a loving partner would do, I gave her The Julius Caesar
by Tinkblob Sugarwosits January 3, 2011
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Augustus Julius Caesar

Mr. Emperor Sir!! - Sarge

A thing sarge cannot stop saying to Augustus Julius Caesar
by BillyBob2234 February 23, 2020
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Pull a Julius Caesar

To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.
Bartender: Why so gloomy?

Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020
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julius caesar

The act of a small boy propelling grapes out of his anus into a the mouth of a receiving male with extreme strength.
Dude did you see the velocity on that kid's julius caesar?! it practically bruised mircea's throat!
by dunknasty July 9, 2009
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Julius Caesar

It means cool. Surfer dudes and knight cosplayers typically use it. It sometimes also means « Kiss me, bro! »
« YOOOO, Julius Caesar please!! »
« Ight say less »
by Excitedexcitement101 August 18, 2021
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The Julius Caesar

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.
by Neg273.15C December 2, 2010
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orange julius caesar

by Orangebeard April 26, 2019
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