July 5 

National show your boyfriend

Andrew: "Hey babe you know what day it is?"
Andrew's GF: "July 5?"
Andrew: "National 'show your boyfriend your titties' day"
Andrew's GF: *flashes him*

July 5 by Peanut brittler 412 July 5, 2023

July 5 

National post your favorite teammate day!

It'sJuly 5 so I'm posting my favorite teammate

July 5 by trinity1289 July 5, 2023

5 July 

National Ask Your Crush Out Day
This day is the day where you can ask your crush out and not get judged.
Today is your chance.
SHOOT YOUR SHOT.

Guy:Bro its National Ask Your Crush Out Day!
Other Guy: Really?
Guy:Yeah,bro its 5 July you need to ask Stacy out today.
Other Guy:Yeah man

Skips 10 minutes

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:I also have a crush on you so yeah,let's go.

Different scenario:

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:Ew no but I'm not gonna judge you since its National Ask Your Crush Out Day.Hey,Atleast you shot your shot and no you atleast know.We can still be friends.

5 July by PASSASSIN June 12, 2021

5 July 

National hoeing around day

Omg it's 5 July national hoeing around day

5 July by Azzy0505 October 14, 2019

July 5th 

The day I make you mine😩😍

You’re so damn cute bruh, like ima finna make you mine on July 5th

July 5th by BleachedSpaghetti October 18, 2019

July 5th 

A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.

What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(

July 5th by Xizor July 6, 2008

July 5th 

July 5th is Pakistani Daughter Independence Day.

On this day, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.

They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.

It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.

Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas!

July 5th by The Brave Little Toaster Oven July 5, 2009