Juanta

Juanta is perfection. The best friend you could have. If you get to know him he'll seem like a God-send. He is the best of both worlds. He is fire and ice, sweet and salty. Whether he's scented Summer breeze or a raging storm is all up to you. Juanta would give you the shirt off his back. He takes care of the ones he loves. Juantas have a heart that reek of forgotten storybook romance. Big gestures and pleasing their partners gives them joy. Meeting a Juanta will leave an eternal mark on your life that can't be faked or reproduced. Treat Juanta right and he will be sure to return the favor 10 fold. But beware, Juantas can be quite hellish when crossed. A broken heart or abused trust can lead Juanta to manifest his darker side. The fire of his life will burn instead of being comforting warmth. Juantas are destined for greatness. Their creativity and vision are rarely matched. Although Juantas are often overlooked, when they shine bright no hater will be able to retract their gaze in awe of them.

Juantas like the finer things in life. Often misunderstood for their distinct taste and nature, Juantas don't have many close relationships. Few can handle Juantas. Cherishh the Juanta you have in your life if you've been blessed by the Most High to encounter and befriend one.

"I love Juanta so much he's perfect"

"Did you see what Juanta wore to the gala?? Iconic"

"I'll never meet anyone like Juanta, my life is no longer worth living"

by LavishGod December 15, 2019

juanparty12

It's when scam Turkish and Indian companies get into the penis massages and bollywood xxx actors

Guy 1: dude look up Juanparty12 on google

Guy2: ok...

Guy 1: read the 2nd and third results

Guy 2: dude wtf... what decisions in life brought you to the discovery of this shit

by Sad anus December 25, 2019

juanalejandro

Juanalejandro is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juanalejandro is basically perfect like Juan.

Juanalejandro is the most perfect person

by Ninja turtle112233445566778899 November 8, 2019

Janpanglish

The misspelled variant of the word 'Japanglish', a horrible mixing of tha Japanese and English languages, most often perpetrated by fangirls/boys of the anime sort.

Some happy person was in such a hurry to type this up that they misspelled 'Japanglish' as 'Janpanglish'.
No fault; everyone's finger slips now and again.

by Carat October 15, 2006

juandan

the combination of someone named Juan and Dan, usually in a library setting, usually more funny than either by themselves. They often combine to form a juandan robot.

yea, i gotta do some homework and then fight robots with juandan.

by juandan March 13, 2009

JuanCarlos

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.

person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos

by That Boi Anthony AND BAE January 3, 2016

Julanpani

Sweg word for a vipe instrument.
Kakmal.

Awe pass daai julanpani , hy laat jou kop kak yosos.

by kakmal gotsis May 20, 2019