Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.
" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"
by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011
His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.
by Boaz September 16, 2004
by Lorixcore116 September 19, 2007
A boner that is created from the arousing talk of comedian and Fear Factor host Joe Rogan. AKA "the rogue"
by jimblejack January 4, 2009
by LemmeF1ndOut April 11, 2020
by J October 20, 2004
When Frankie, Nick, Joe, or Kevin Jonas experience an erection ((boner)) which usually is displayed in a rather large and noticeable way. Girls go craaaaaaaaaazy!...lol
*Joe Jonas is on stage, doing his celebration dance*
*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*
*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*
*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*
And that my friends, is a Joner.
*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*
*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*
*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*
And that my friends, is a Joner.
by WeArEvErYcOoLpEoPlE January 3, 2009