Joner

A boy, usually around highschool age, who's ego is so much bigger than his dick you'll wonder how he hasn't been shat upon by everybody he opens his mouth to

Girl 1) omg he is such a joker!
Girl 2) ikr! Ugh I just cant
Cute monkey) *throws feces at joner and pisses on joner's face.
Joner's parents) "what have we created!?" *admitts joner son to insane asylum*

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

Joner

A jerk; dork, dweeb, putz, etc.
Generally used as a derogatory term for a bad driver.

(this definition predates any Jonas Brothers-related definitions by many years)

That joner was driving on the freeway doing 45 in the fast lane!

by Jonerrific September 23, 2009

Joner

A. An erection that has a justifiable cause and is not of a random nature. B. The opposite of a roner.

When the stripper started giving him a lapdance, Brian got a joner.

by DonE BDS March 1, 2010

joner

When your dick reaches full excitement, but your boner only goes up to 1 inch long.

Jonah Choi had a joner today in the middle of presenting a report.

by Cockisgoody November 29, 2011

Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

Joner

n, Slang.

A red-haired, pale skinned person, who is a suspected Amish.

His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.

by Boaz September 16, 2004

joner

To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious

I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself

by David Wrightsman September 5, 2007