Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

Joner

n, Slang.

A red-haired, pale skinned person, who is a suspected Amish.

His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.

by Boaz September 16, 2004

Joner

A Joner is also known as a retard or a tard which ever u like best =)

Ugh Nick your sucha Joner.

by Lorixcore116 October 3, 2007

Joner

A boner that is created from the arousing talk of comedian and Fear Factor host Joe Rogan. AKA "the rogue"

Man Joe Rogan is so badass that I can not even get up because i have such a raging Joner.

by jimblejack January 3, 2009

jonerous

Combining the name Jonathan with the word generous....... Because he is.....

Jonathan sure looks out for a lot of people and is very Jonerous with his resources......

by LemmeF1ndOut April 11, 2020

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

by J October 20, 2004

JONER

When Frankie, Nick, Joe, or Kevin Jonas experience an erection ((boner)) which usually is displayed in a rather large and noticeable way. Girls go craaaaaaaaaazy!...lol

*Joe Jonas is on stage, doing his celebration dance*

*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*

*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*

*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*


And that my friends, is a Joner.

by WeArEvErYcOoLpEoPlE January 2, 2009