Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.

It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.

by rabidmint February 15, 2010

Jizz in a beehive

When a male sticks his dick in a beehave and jizzes all over the bees while they sting you

Jake want to go jizz in a beehive later

by Htt67425276 April 28, 2015

Jizz in the Shizz

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory

I just did the jizz in the shizz

by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019

jizz in a bowl

when you ejaculate in a bowl (for eating soup or cereal) and then drink it

ian tried to make a remix of the song jizz in a bowl but failed horribly, and hes gay, ian dakotah.

by john joran ian lienhard November 24, 2009

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty

To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.

by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019