Jesus Christ on a cracker 

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

Jesus Christ on a cracker by TGBen December 30, 2008

jesus christ its jason bourne 

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

jesus christ its jason bourne by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

Jesus Christ bananas 

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.

Jesus christ bananas, look at those tits.

Jesus Christ bananas by "Pad" August 21, 2006

Jesus Christ 

The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".

According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.

Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".

But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"

Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!

Jesus Christ by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005

Jesus Christ Bar 

Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"

also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.

As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.

Jesus Christ Bar by JustinA <3 November 5, 2009

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

Jesus christ please save me by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.

Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.

Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by jakelow November 14, 2009