jerkfaced

the face you have when confronted by a girl who's picture(s) you jerked off to the previous night or that morning utilizing your facebook account.

eg. Jane spots John Doe on busy Dunmore road and runs to catch up to her friend, she spins eric about by his shoulder and gasps - there he stands, stunned, obviously jerkfaced.

by chris_15432 June 18, 2007

Jerkface

Idiot creepo

What's up jerkface? You stupid jerk.

by Milosivich January 18, 2009

Jerkface

A person who bullies their young siblings, and does not respect, love, care for, or appreciate them for what they are. Even if they are smarter, better, faster, or stronger.

Mark: My friend's older brother always bullies him, just because he is just overall more awesome.
Sarah: I know, right? He's such a Jerkface

by Everyothernameistakenokay? September 7, 2013

jerkface

Noun: describing a person who annoys me by asking for time off work when they should come to work.

Kitten is a jerkface and doesn't want to come to work.

by ddw112 February 6, 2012

jerkface

calling somebody the coolest person ever and thus making oneself a loser

you're such a jerkface!
well thank you, don't be so hard on yourself

by mikeyiscoolerhanbeckie January 2, 2010

jerkface

slang term used by people when describing someone who has irritated them for a split moment of time. butthole aka. Brittany

Brittany from Morgan.
If you call me at 2, you will be a freakin' jerkface.jdiz

by vidstore January 12, 2008

Jerkface Deluxe

A jerkface, but a more complete edition. Extras are almost certainly included with this package - this package of jerkface.

Frequently this is countered with some terrifying insult.

You are not only a jerkface. In my exhaustive analysis, you Sir, are in fact best described as a jerkface deluxe.

Why thank you for noticing - meanie-bag!

by Nom de plumes of smoke August 25, 2010