Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders
by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019
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Super hilarious dude with a kind heart and great looks. He can make a girl/boy laugh a day and before you know it you've already fallen for him. He's a sporty, smart and strong guy with a big heart and soul. Onces he's set his eye on you he won't give up unless you truly want and mean him to. He's sensetive and wont let anyone know unless you go up to him or your close to him. He will always be there for you to help you and have your back. He nice but don't when you get home mad that it. He type of guy you can't hold a grudge against and always hold onto because there's no one else like Jeovanni
by Smiles:D February 20, 2015
Get the Jeovanni mug.One classyass motherfucker. He is loyal and charming, and will walk around cars to open doors for you. Your parents will love him, and he is as sweet as sugar, but tough on the outside. He'll beat the shit out of any dude who puts the moves on his gal. His smile is the best thing to look at in the world. Straight up the best person you will ever meet.
who doesn't love Jehovanny?
did you see Jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his ass.
did you see Jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his ass.
by narmnarmnarm August 1, 2011
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The name Jehovah is so fearsome to some people that they went to the trouble to remove it from His own book. They alternate between the excuses, that we don't know the original pronunciation of God's name, and that God's name is Jesus, when in fact, Jesus isn't the original pronunciation of Yeshua's name and that doesn't seem to bother them.
"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?
"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?
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