jar jar

In Oakville, a mystical creature exists known only to the locals as JAR JAR, a large African-Canadian male subject who enjoys consuming human spines, and harassing, old help-less men with patty hats and no ways to defend themself. He rules over the kingdom of Hopedale with an iron fist, and sends roaming death squads (known as the "Hopedale Kr3w")to terrorize the Red Hat Society (old women and Korean War veterans). He is the illegitimate son of Erykah Badu and Jar Jar Binks, and this in turn caused him to father three glowing, white children with his sweatpant-wearing, dumb redneck of a white girl.

yo ol' man, what you sayin'!? Me Jar Jar, show some respect, white boy!! (old man craps himself) Nice hat!!!

by sexyalien69 April 4, 2006

jarring

annoying, pissing you off

ugh ur so jarring stop talking

by erin13661 July 16, 2018

on jar

On jar is a replacement for on god; it was created to honor the legendary internet alias called jar (previously jarzot) known for his huge cock and csgo skills

Person 1: Ayo that minor lookin kinda cute
Person 2: Put that on jar

by Jarrrrrrr January 16, 2021

Jarred

Man with a great personality, extremely good looking, with a nice body. Tends to keep quiet about his life, but takes the time to care about others. Down to Earth, very easy to talk to. Making people laugh is just part of his nature. Very respectful. Hands down one of the greatest guys I've ever met. Only downfall is he tends to find people who doesn't appreciate his full potential or worth.

You think your man is great, until you meet Jarred

by Wonder.Woman* March 2, 2011

Jarred

-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him

Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"

by Coolkid1425 December 3, 2013

Jarred

A nigga who was supposed to be named Jared but got stuck with an extra r.

Jarred? Shouldn't that be spelled with one r?

by GordionKnot March 29, 2015

Jarred

- an amaaaazering guy!
- very cute; very sexy; very adoreable; very nice booty;)
- always fun to be with,talk to; is very funny
- is great for holding hands; giving hugs; giving kisses and

making you happy/ happy happy. (best boyfriend everr)
- alwayssssssss thee best!
- lovee of my life :)<3

Me: dont you wish you had a Jarred?? I know you do, but only i can. haa :)

by desireedesiree January 2, 2010