January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.

mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe

by trashytherat42069 January 22, 2020

January 26

Jesus look-a-like day! Only some of the best people are born on these days...people who look like Jesus !

wow she was totally born on January 26th she look just like Jesus

by yeehaw grandma November 6, 2019

January 26

Those born on January 26 have lost all grip of reality and have no idea what else to do with life upon passing the age of 18.

He was born on January 26? Jeez.. Feel bad for him/her.

by UnappealingHangover October 17, 2019

January 26

National kiss your girlfriend day!!

Hey babe its january 26

by Luvelaghulove January 25, 2022

January 26

Kobe and Gianna remembrance day

Its January 26 R.I.P. Kobe and Gianna Bryant

by Thetgfynova😔 January 27, 2020

January 26

this is the day mimis dumbass cousin was born. SHES SO PRETTY THO BYE everyone born on january 26 is so pretty PLS

-have u heard of january 26?
- yea that’s the year when mimis dumbass cousin was born

by mimi xo December 13, 2020

January 26

A day to honor the people in the helicopter crash including, Kobe Bryant and Gigi🥺😭

“Hey guys” I exclaimed, “it’s January 26!, the day to honor the people who died in the helicopter crash!”

by Queen Of K’s January 27, 2020