Jagging

A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic, zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player.

The term jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster trot" in combination with his jagging technique.

Sniper (frustrated): FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S JAGGING!
CurtMACHINEHEAD: You can't hit me, for I have mastered the black art of jagging.

by Anonymous coward. December 23, 2009

jargoneer

noun, a person prone to the excessive employ, in normal conversation, of any type of jargon (be it medical or corporate).

Jargoneer: "Let's ideate around this, and get some high-level action items down"

by Stratwich May 15, 2009

Jargonify

The act of making up words, either in order to make oneself sound more inteligent, or for lack of a better word.

"I hate it when people Jargonify"
"Ya! Why can't they be more Vocabulous?"

by Dave Swartz October 8, 2005

jagon

The penis located on the right shoulder-blade of an alien. Comes from the episode of South Park when the cast finds out earth is just a reality show.

Suck My Big Alien-ized Jagon!

by Zack-Cock Master! January 7, 2006

Jargon

Slang for slang.

Person 1: Yeah you know I think I got the Australian jargon down.
Person 2: Oh, so... slang?

by SlickSerpent99 April 8, 2017

Jargonshpargon

The feeling of confidence before entering a situation where knowledge of a topic is needed

Person 1: You revise for that test we got later?
Person 2: Yes! I'm Totally Jargonshpargon!

by Benadude June 12, 2008

garbage-jargon

noun - cliquey slang, characterized by acronyms, misspellings and replacement of letters with numbers and other symbols. The phenomenon originated in occasional use by hacker culture and, much like everything else on the Internet, poseurs and wannabes have destroyed its original charm through overuse and audacity.

1:
l337k1dE: m r3dy 2 pwnz sum n00bz
C@L0vr: kimn, pwd nermel
l337k1dE: u r teh haxx0red
C@L0vr: wtf?!?!?
l337k1dE: roflmao u suk
shakespeare: Methinks you people are complete idiots.

2:
Most of the entries on Urban Dictionary fall into the category of garbage-jargon.

by Goforth August 29, 2007