january joiner

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.

Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.

by decemberjoiner January 16, 2009

january joiner

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary

january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

win joiner

a term used in online games describing a player joins or switches to the side that is winning
this is frowned upon in many gaming communities, especially when it gives the winning side a 2+ player advantage

kick the noob win joiner!

by uncle sam December 29, 2008

jakia joiner

Very goofy. Multi-talented, petty asf, cool,can dress, she's pretty. She's special and unique in her own way

Jakia joiner is grJat

by Tyquon lawyers June 18, 2018

wiggly joiner

The little piece of skin that joins your foreskin to your helmet.

Whilst boning my missus up the pooper, I ripped my wiggly joiner.. there was blood everywhere !

by Sputnik the wonderhorse August 22, 2006

January Joiner

To show your support for the NFL teams that are going to the Super Bowl only after the championship games are completed. To show your support for the home team once they are off to Super Bowl.

Seattle Seahawks Die-Hard Fan #1 "I can't believe that all these fansplants could be anymore insulting by only being January Joiners!!"
... Fan #2 "For real!"

by 'los with the most February 15, 2006

junior joiner

juniors who realize that they have no extracurricular activities whatsoever and start joining every club they can in order to get into college

Junior Kid: Check it out! Now I'm a member of the Junior Optimist club, the Science club, and the Key club!

Junior Overachiever: Man, you're such a junior joiner... that's not gonna fly with the admissions office

by tay26 October 31, 2007