What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019

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What am I doing here?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.

1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!

by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022

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what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

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