A global organization that revolves around the philosophy of the Areas of Interaction and the IB Learners Profile. Typically classes are at a higher level of thinking and involve deeper thought. Other aspects include a decrease in social life, increased health problems (sleep deprivation, stress, headaches, etc.) and the susceptibility to ridicule by Certificate Candidates who have more interesting classes to choose from. Students usually appear to be brainy, witty and sometimes "smart-asses". Best of all, they are very good procrastinators and usually make parodies about the Learner Profile and likewise. Though there are plenty drawbacks, and I repeat, plenty, IB is very appealing to colleges and universities and can better prepare students for the work involved at that stage in their lives. (Written from a student's perspective)
Specifically for International Baccalaureate Diploma Candidates: TOK (Theory of Knowledge), CAS (Community/Activity/Service), the EE (Extended Essay), etc.
by Einstein's Assistant March 19, 2012
program at select schools for so called nerdy/geeky kids. theyre all really smart. well, most of them
by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 4, 2006
The International Baccalaureate aims to develop incurious, unappreciative and uncaring young people who help to create a better and more robotic world through intercultural bullshitting and superiority.
To this end the organization works with schools, governments and international organizations to develop challenging programmes of international education and rigorous assessment.
These programmes provoke students across the world to become suicidal, procrastinating and scarred learners who understand that other people, with their differences, are always wrong unless they are the teacher.
To this end the organization works with schools, governments and international organizations to develop challenging programmes of international education and rigorous assessment.
These programmes provoke students across the world to become suicidal, procrastinating and scarred learners who understand that other people, with their differences, are always wrong unless they are the teacher.
The International Baccalaureate® (IB) is more than its three educational programmes. At our heart we are motivated by a mission to create a better world through brute force.
by IB coordinator March 14, 2010
For the conceited wankers told who thought they were too clever and cultured for A level, but are now paying with all the extra work. Similar to the NAPOLAS schools in nazi Germany. Supposedly more rounded persons than A level students, a statement which i despise.
You international baccalaureate students can put your extra UCAS points where the monkeys shove their nuts.
by Disgruntled a level student May 13, 2008
It is an overpriced ticket to hell... that you can use to brag on AP and GCSE students to show your superiority. It is also a good programme that will suck the life left inside you and replace it with TOK theories and weird imaginary polynomial roots.
Colleges don’t care if you are “ aN IB sTUdEnT” , they also don’t care If you failed maths because you don’t know how to use a Graphic calculator or if you failed high school because you got an E in your EE...
Anyways, the IB or the INTERNATIONAL BACCALAUREATE is a TOUGHHH school programmee that is so sad that even has meme accounts about it.
Colleges don’t care if you are “ aN IB sTUdEnT” , they also don’t care If you failed maths because you don’t know how to use a Graphic calculator or if you failed high school because you got an E in your EE...
Anyways, the IB or the INTERNATIONAL BACCALAUREATE is a TOUGHHH school programmee that is so sad that even has meme accounts about it.
What are you taking in school?
- I’m taking A levels...
-Hahaha, Well not to brag but I take the IB (international baccalaureate (IB) )
Or
-What are you doing?
-I am summoning the CEO of physics so that I don’t fail my Physics High Level Paper 1 tomorrow... I wish I didn’t take IB (international baccalaureate)
- I’m taking A levels...
-Hahaha, Well not to brag but I take the IB (international baccalaureate (IB) )
Or
-What are you doing?
-I am summoning the CEO of physics so that I don’t fail my Physics High Level Paper 1 tomorrow... I wish I didn’t take IB (international baccalaureate)
The International Baccalaureate, or the IB, was perceived to be a student's method of self-torturing, with countless nights of insomnia, coffee, and the EE and TOK, lurking during Year 1 and Year 2.
However, lies behind these monsters were angels in disguise, sent from the Heaven to help all students prepare for what's to come in the future. For "students" who think the IB was a waste of time, they probably either have bad teachers or they don't study hard enough. Either way, the IB was supposed to be hellish, because college is more stressful and unforgiving. For those who are still doing the IB, I pray them good luck in their journey deep down the IB. Most students see IB as hellish, but a minority see it as the best way to arm oneself for preparing life, while the rest will spend their days rotting over any dead-end jobs, while regretting that they should have taken the IB more seriously.
However, lies behind these monsters were angels in disguise, sent from the Heaven to help all students prepare for what's to come in the future. For "students" who think the IB was a waste of time, they probably either have bad teachers or they don't study hard enough. Either way, the IB was supposed to be hellish, because college is more stressful and unforgiving. For those who are still doing the IB, I pray them good luck in their journey deep down the IB. Most students see IB as hellish, but a minority see it as the best way to arm oneself for preparing life, while the rest will spend their days rotting over any dead-end jobs, while regretting that they should have taken the IB more seriously.
Student 1: Ughhh, the International Baccalaureate sucks and I'd rather drink boiling water than doing it again
Student 2: You're not studying the IB hard enough, mate. So weak.
Student 2: You're not studying the IB hard enough, mate. So weak.
by thatVietDude April 8, 2023