immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.

"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."

by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018

imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.

"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"

by pederast December 26, 2008

Inmaculate Conception

When a really religious girl gets pregnant at a young age and is forced by her father to keep the child and marry the babby daddy.

"I forgot to pullout so now her father is forcing me into an inmaculate conception"- babby daddy

by Silent do(your mom) good August 29, 2016