i have to pee

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

by Theunicornmanz May 6, 2018

I need to pee

basically can I use the bathroom/ where is the bathroom

I need to pee

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019

I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007

I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

by Emory February 12, 2006

idk but i have to pee

Trying to avoid a topic so you quickly leave the room until the topic has changed

Me: what should I search on urban dictionary?

Friend: idk but I have to pee...

by Squidnation January 31, 2014

I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010

I gotta go pee

The term ''I gotta go pee''

Is a term referencing the use of a toilet and releasing fluids from your penis

Is can also be said as ''I gotta go piss!''

Mom I gotta go pee!

by LeanAnimator March 15, 2023