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Hyperteamesia

When you forget about a cup of tea because it was too hot and you were waiting for it to cool down and when you finally get to it, its cold, or you simply misplaced the cup only to realize later in panic
Barry: I made an amazing cup of tea but i managed to forget again! i must have Hyperteamesia
by Funnyjormoyable January 27, 2017
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Cyber Hypertension

A common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high after online fight
Amanda suffered from Cyber Hypertension after her boyfriend broke up with her.
by Wolf- Nick Adams January 9, 2010
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Hydrated

Without wrinkles. An older individual that doesn't look their age.
"That man looks hydrated."
by D4TB0I January 30, 2018
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Hydrated Nigga Hamster

A non profit organization dedicated to helping abused, bullyed, and shit on hamsters.
Would you like to donate to the Hydrated Nigga Hamster community
by Solar WalkIt January 29, 2019
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Hypertension

Hypertension is a long-term health condition whereby the blood pressure in the arteries is constantly elevated. Blood pressure is the pressure of the blood within blood vessels and is measured in ‘millimetres of mercury’ (mmHg) using two numbers; for example, 120/80mmHg.

According to the NHS, more than one in four adults in the UK have high blood pressure but many won’t even realise it. The only way to find out is by having your blood pressure checked.

Noticeable symptoms of hypertension are rare as the only time someone will notice symptoms of hypertension will be when their blood pressure reaches dangerously high levels. This is known as hypertensive crisis and the symptoms for this include severe headaches and anxiety, chest pain and an irregular heartbeat.

Hypertension puts lots of strain on blood vessels, the heart and other vital organs such as the kidneys. Having high blood pressure increases the risk of the following serious, and potentially life-threatening medical conditions:

Heart Disease.
Heart Attacks.
Kidney Disease.
Vascular dementia.
Strokes.
Heart Failure.
Ways of treating and managing hypertension include:

Watching your diet – Avoid foods high in saturated fat and sugar. Replace them with fruits and vegetables.
Leading an active lifestyle – Begin adding more exercise to your day. Start by walking regularly and then move onto jogging if you can.
My friend has hypertension.
by beny325893276 June 17, 2019
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Pre-hydrate

When you drink a lot of water or other liquids in preparation for a night of heavy drinking in the hopes that you won't wake up with a desert in your mouth the next day.

aka 'prydrate'
Rodney: "Hey Herbert, you sure are drinking a lot of tea"

Herbert: "Yeah, I'm going to that Japanese whiskey bar Ichikura tonight, so I wanna pre-hydrate"
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hydrated

hydrated is a code word for drunk
hey bitch! let's get hydrated this weekend!

dude i was so hydrated last night. i dont even remember anything.
by mimi&tori June 11, 2006
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