houston slang

Slag that's originated in Houston among the 80's-90's. Still is used today.

Guy 1: Mane you see that SLAB with the fresh blue candy paint on swangers?
Guy 2: Yeah mane that hoe beautiful.

( the words highlighted are an example of Houston Slang

by Screwhead713 May 21, 2017

Houston Street

It's a street in New York. It's spelled Houston street, but it's pronounced house-ton street. It's a great way to trap foreigners.

Hey! You wanna go to that place on Houston street?

by Meepster April 7, 2015

Houston Stripper

A lovesick bimbo stalker who would rather vamp her way into being an over the hill laughing stock than get a clue.

The Galleria area. Plenty of examples to be found there.

"That Houston Stripper just made her whole clique look like fools."

by a night to remember April 26, 2008

Sam Houston State University

1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.

2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.

I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.

by Osten January 17, 2005

Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.

"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"

by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

chartiers houston high school

a small school where you can find hill billy’s, trumpies, and a large group called “da boys”. the kids at chartiers like to write on the bathroom stalls woth period blood, and or pencil. some exotic things to find at chartiers are boys taking the doors off the bathroom stalls and kids smoking under the stairs. the food at chartiers tastes similar to the food you would give your dead grandmother.

“you go to chartiers houston high school?”

“yes”

“you nasty thing”

by borderline dumb November 15, 2021