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eric r. horwood

1) shortest man that ever walked the Earth.
2) Although he's the shortest man that has ever walked the Earth, he's the biggest car target ever.
3) Works at Water Depot, filling men and womans jugs; daily.
girl one- "Did you see Shrimp cakes the other day?"
girl two- "WHY YES I DID, HE FILLED MY JUGS TODAY."
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girl one- "ERIC R. HORWOOD, OH MY GOD."
girl two- "I think he just got hit by a car in the Sobeys parking lot..."
by bestever4you. December 8, 2010
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seth horwood

blond, sexy mf 7% body fat only 15 and 6'3 he is often mistaken for mommy sorry mommy sorry and is 100% bad ass this man is a prefect bf for any women loves milf
"seth horwood is my baby momma"
by yato the great December 20, 2021
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