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Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
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Hensel

To have a huge weiner
Girl: That dude has a huge wang
Guy: He's a what?
Girl: A Hensel
by Hensel17 June 1, 2009
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Horseland

A website that used to be full of cool kids that is now full of losers and the occasional decent person. The people who own it don't give a toss about whether there moderators are calling people - THEY JUST DON'T CARE. The new people are about 10 && go around shouting "Owwww I just slit my wrists."

PATHETIC.
Horseland Forum --

Emochild <3 Heartbroken: I just slit my wrists
HOTEMOCHICKANDCHEERLEADER: Me too! We are sad together
Hannah Montana: Hi, I am the real Hannah Montana!!
Emochild <3 Heartbroke: Your not Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana: Yes I am - YOUR JUST JELOUS
by I am annonymous January 11, 2009
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Horselike

Similar to a horse; Similar to that of a horse; as, a horselike head
"That bitch is horselike"
by Savage GM February 4, 2010
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horselet

friend 1: look at that cute horselet
friend 2: you mean a foal?
friend 1: no, a horselet sounds cooler, don't get scientifical with me
by go go gator June 21, 2011
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houseless

For someone who lives on the streets, they don't need a home to live in. They don't need a roof over their head. Their home is the streets.
"I met a guy that refuses to stay in a shelter, and he doesn't mind living on the streets. He's staying at a campsite down the road. He's not really homeless, he's houseless."
by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014
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Hanselman

The act of friending two women friends and sleeping with both. Although not at the same time, it must be during the same weekend. Also the women must remain friends after said Hanselmanning.
Man 1: Dude, I hanselmanned those chicks last weekend.

Man 2: And they are still friends?

Man 1: Yeah.
by dickinny April 17, 2013
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