Hawaii Hog Rider

the act of boning a girl resembling moana and tearing her asshole inside out. in order to complete the Hawaii Hog Rider you must stick a whole corn in her asshole.

my friend moana doesn't like corn but destroyed the Hawaii Hog Rider

by shlongkeydonkey January 26, 2018

Hog-Rider Cycle Deck

A deck commonly used by people who lack a father figure, and by no skill clash royal players. If you want to immediately lose your dignity (and dad) for the sake of getting a couple wins, you should use this deck.

The funniest way to make these supposed people rage quit is by countering their horrible decks is by: placing bandit, mirror bandit, and clone right at the bridge. their underdeveloped minds only know how to A. place cannon and B. log the incoming bandits (which only sometimes works because bandit dash phases through the log).

Ryder: That guy has a Hog-Rider Cycle Deck
Kaeden: wow he has no dad or creativity!
Ryder: haha bandit go steal their tower

by Level14MirrorBestCard February 9, 2022

Brazilian Hog Rider

When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.

Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.

by FettyWhopper690 March 23, 2023

Hog rider

HOG RIDAAAA

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.

by Bababoooooooooooooooey May 17, 2022

hog rider

hog rider is the best person in the games of clash og clans (coc) and clash royale (cr)

i trained 20 hog riders in my sussy barracks (coc reference)

by hog_rider_69420 March 3, 2022

big black hog rider

a hog rider with a bbc

Look its a big black hog rider.

by boyyyyyiiii November 16, 2022

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

by Saulman500 December 26, 2023