hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

the fear of rly long words... ironic right?

Bob: "What do you suffer from?"
Tom: "Oh, um, that long word thing"
Bob: "Ohh you mean Hippopo-"
Tom"DONT SAY IT"
Bob: "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?"
Tom: *runs away screamin*

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Midnightmoon102 April 21, 2010

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

A phobia of long words.
to bad you can't tell people about your disorder..

my language arts teacher has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by itsSydneybby April 17, 2009

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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

A word that some jerk wad decided to make in order to scare all people with the fear of long words... yeah, I went there...

Doctor: Here comes that kid whos afraid of long words...
Kid: hya
Doctor: So how's your hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia coming along?
Kid: Screams, kicks doctor in the balls, runs away!

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by BossyBull August 4, 2011

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Irony in one word.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words

Me: Wanna know something ironic?
Person: Sure.
M: The word 'Hippopotomons--
P: OMG. Shut up.
M: Wait a sec... do you have it?
P: Have what?
M: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!!
P: OMG STFU *desperately tries to cover ears and get away*
M: *Pries hands from ears and holding them down* Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by DemonicSadisticKitten May 16, 2018