If you're a freshman:
-Don't go in the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don't use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won't get food
-Don't even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don't put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don't write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don't get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say nigga no matter what race you are
-Don't automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse & Basketball > Football & Baseball
-Dress up during HoCo week or feel the wrath of the red-neck patriots
-Beware of 'virgin' jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)
-Don't go in the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don't use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won't get food
-Don't even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don't put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don't write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don't get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say nigga no matter what race you are
-Don't automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse & Basketball > Football & Baseball
-Dress up during HoCo week or feel the wrath of the red-neck patriots
-Beware of 'virgin' jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)
Girl: I'm so terrified to go to Greenbrier High School
Guy: Hey, at least you're not going to Lakeside. I hear they need to have an at-school daycare centre because everyone gets pregnant.
Guy: Hey, at least you're not going to Lakeside. I hear they need to have an at-school daycare centre because everyone gets pregnant.
by NotAPrepBro December 15, 2015
Get the Greenbrier High School mug.a shitty school where they use credit cards system and everyone gets fucking detention and teachers hate children
by mo-skinny January 26, 2019
Get the greenshaw high school mug.a rlly preppy high school with a bunch of rich snobby people in Columbia County in Evans, Georgia.
majority of the kids judge u behind ur back but it’s fine, just ignore it.
the student section for all the games especially football and basketball are the best.
we also know how to party and have to best spirit in CCBOE.
the school has a flag with money signs on it just to represent what we’re known for...Daddy’s Money (we’re also known as the pharmacy bc of all the potheads at GHS)
majority of the kids judge u behind ur back but it’s fine, just ignore it.
the student section for all the games especially football and basketball are the best.
we also know how to party and have to best spirit in CCBOE.
the school has a flag with money signs on it just to represent what we’re known for...Daddy’s Money (we’re also known as the pharmacy bc of all the potheads at GHS)
Abby: Did you go to Greenbrier High School in high school?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Abby: Ohhh.. so you’re a spoiled kid who knows how to party I’m assuming?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Abby: Ohhh.. so you’re a spoiled kid who knows how to party I’m assuming?
by hahaidkhaha October 10, 2020
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Get the greenshaw high school mug.A very small high school located in northeastern Tennessee with a population of approximately 300 kids. Where everyone is blood related and still fucking like it's nobodies business. Everyone, including the girls, got dip rings in the back pocket of their blue jeans. Their sporting facilities consist of two cow pastures used as a football and baseball fields, and then a gym so small that everyone sweats like whores in church. The guys drive there daddy's tractors to school and wear there muddy boots and faded wranglers. The girls act faithful and godly but would spread there legs for anything with a dick. Needless to say it's full of inbred rednecks that are fucking their 1st cousin behind their 2nd cousins back.
Good ole North Greene High School, where I met my wife; I also met her at the family reunion but who's takin' tabs anyways.
by Fatjack72 February 15, 2017
Get the north greene high school mug.in east greenwich, rhode island. cool people, chill teachers, piece of shit building. seriously, theres mold dripping from the ceilings. wtf.
"How did you break your leg?"
"I slipped on one of the mold puddles in the hallway at east greenwich high school."
"Major bummer dude."
"I slipped on one of the mold puddles in the hallway at east greenwich high school."
"Major bummer dude."
by lunch boxxX March 5, 2009
Get the east greenwich high school mug.A high school filled with hicks, wanna-be gangsters, creeps, and children who's parents are closely related. There are about 50 or so "normal people" in this high school, the rest are just plain weird. Sports just aren't Greenville High School's thing, but they excel at FFA and choir. The majority of the teachers don't really teach anything and you really have to try pretty hard to not pass the classes. Earning a high school diploma from Greenville High School is comparable to "graduating" from middle school. Only about 25% of students from Greenville High school go on to college and only about 10% actually graduate from college. Most of the employees of fast food restaurants in the state of Ohio went to Greenville High School.
Person 1: "Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"
Person 2: "Yeah, um, did you go to Greenville High School?"
Person 1: "Yes I did, that's why I'm still working at Burger King at age 37."
Person 2: "Yeah, um, did you go to Greenville High School?"
Person 1: "Yes I did, that's why I'm still working at Burger King at age 37."
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