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Hiding hippo

This the act of melting someone's tub of margerine, taking a dump in it then letting it reset in the fridge. They then butter their bread until they meet the hiding hippo
Yo, that Dave is such an asshole
I know Barry, but don't worry I left him a hiding hippo for his troubles

Nice work Andrew!
by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015
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Good Hiding

Wait until your Dad gets home, he’s going to give you a good hiding
by Infidel-81 November 24, 2017
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hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.
by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003
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hidying

What occurs in many abodes when a visitor is about to arrive. A cross between hiding and tidying with a definite leaning toward the former.
I have to do a little hidying because my mother is coming over later.
by Arbee March 10, 2009
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Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).
Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.
by miguellisimo May 5, 2011
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facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.
She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.
by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011
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Hiding the Weasel

When a male inserst his Dilly dink (weiner) into a females Va jj(VAGINA) and it can not be seen and there fore it is in hiding.
Guy: Dude, when your mom comes in make sure were hiding the weasel.

Girl: Okay! :) sounds good.
by Macavite Floator, and Puffet August 15, 2008
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