Crack a headboard

Have such bomb ass sex that the headboard on the bed breaks.
I'm really tryna crack a headboard and bust it wide open for the right one.
by Sad.heaux August 7, 2018
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Headboard Snoz

The Headboard Snoz is when the girl is facing the headboard and getting fucked in the ass. The guy fucks her to hard in the ass and the girl breaks her nose on the headboard.
a girl had to go to the hospital after the headboard snoz
by dildo8769 April 20, 2009
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Headboard Club

An extremely exclusive club for anyone who has managed to shoot over their own head and hit their headboard whilst busting one out. Pioneered and ruled by the legends Charles and Josh.
Last night I was having some alone time and I became a member of the headboard Club, thankfully I didn't hit my face!
by Jamie Greenwood May 5, 2021
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HeadBoard Betty

A woman that is built for such extreme Bed Olympics that sex causes wall and room damage. You have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
Sex slamming fun, crazy Headboard betty bitch and a headboard all make it work.
by Kurt Ahrens August 18, 2007
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Headboard Concussion

1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.
1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.

2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.
by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011
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dirty headboard

After 10 hours of work take a girl to a hotel room and duck her doggystyle and break the headboard with her face.
After work I'm giving my I'm doing the dirty headboard on my bitch!
by jack Daniels 91210 February 17, 2015
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Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.
“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”
by Horny Frey November 9, 2018
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