Harvdog

A nutty fella, who’s guaranteed to drop any girls knickers!

That fella other there is a real “harvdog”

by Harvdoggo January 10, 2018

Harvoning

Harvoning is someone who doesn't shut up or sings alot

Harvoning can get people annoyed very easily by constant singing and talking

James was constantly harvoning at the back of the classroom

by V.E.X October 21, 2021

Harrod

A nice guy who has a big rack. Also is a commie liberal

Oh wow that guys tits are so big he must be a Harrod!

by Brodie cock monkey shart November 21, 2021

Harrods

He is a really great guy, handsome,funny, sexy and has a good dick.He loves his girlfriend more than anything.PERFECT/BOYFRIEND MATERIAL

I wish I had someone like Harrods in my life

I could never beat Harrods he is so sexy
If I get a chance I would fuck him

by Sxlo November 25, 2021

harodey

everlasting love and passion for shrek

MMMMM I JUST HARODEY FOR SHRECK

by 69keychange May 17, 2022

harodey

the word that describes the undying support and passion for big daddy shrek

Man - “i just really harodey for big papa Shrek”
Woman - “Me too!”

by 69keychange May 17, 2022

Harod

Yeah, this is going to take like 5 parts... I might take a nap before I finish...

Harod "Ooooooh shit.... Ooooooh-"

Guard "Harod?"

Harod "AH! Ye... What?"

Guard "He... It... I... I got the guy. He's..."

Jesus "Hey man. How's it going?"

Harod "Ooooh shiiiiitah! What's he doing out of the sack man!? Holy shit!"

Guard "Ummm... I uuuuuh... Shit man... I didn't... Need it? He just came- I donno..."

Harod "Uh.... Huh.... So...."

Jesus "Yeah, what's up."

Harod "Ohshitohman... So... Yeah... You're the creature?"

Jesus "Yupyupyup-Er, No... I'm like a guy now. I mean... Kinda."

Harod "So... You're making fish?"

Jesus "Did I? Oh! Yeahyeahyeah man. Yeah, I made some fish. You had all the foods here so they... You know... Didn't have any."

Harod "Oooooooooohh.... Shit....."😱

Jesus 😐

Harod *Whispers* "Ooohshitwegottagetthisguythefuckouttahere!"

Guard "Uh... I..."

Harod "What are your going to do?"

Jesus "Well I usually just kill everybody and start over but the wine is pretty dope."

Harod "Wine?"

Jesus "Yup. Get it all up in muh bloods. Heheh. Oh! And the bread! Yeah, I was telling the guys earlier that I might be a bread man later."

Harod "Bread? A bread man?"

Jesus "Yeah! Like, with wine blood or something. It'll be dope... And delicious... And soggy... Yep."

Harod 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod 😨

Guard 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod "Holyshitgethimthefuckoutofhere... Gogogo get him out! GET HIM OUT! I don't care what you have to do to get it out of here but get it there, out I mean, and leave it there. Nail it to a tree... In.. The desert..."

Guard "There aren't any trees in the-"

Harod "Make a tree... And bring it and him there... To the dessert."

Guard "Bah... Um... Ok.."

Jesus "Ho! That does not sound fun."

Guard "Um... Do you...?"

Jesus "Oh yeah, lead the way."

Guard "... Ok..."

*Jesus and the guard walk off*

Harod "Ooooo shit..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023