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John Hanley

A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.
I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.

Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.
by Joe Marty July 1, 2011
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hanley

that jacket you are wearing is hanley
by saraaaahhhh January 29, 2009
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josh hensley

a gangster rapper who lives in cassompton mi, also known as cassopolis, he was born in a bath tub by a bitch name trina with her banana titties and teeth , brother of phillip roger and robert, which is the most worthless yet, just the typical inbred white trash from cassompton mi.
that brotha ova theer he a josh hensley!
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The Hansle

1) That look that everyone does before laughing, when trying to hold back a laugh, or when jokingly lying.

2) If you want to know the true definition, ask someone what it is and they will most likely do it.

3) Pronounced (Hans-uhhl)

4) Another way to evoke The Hansle is telling someone that there Hansling, they will most likely begin to Hansle shortly after.
"Hey, you know what The Hansle is?"

"Nah man what is it?"

"IDK you tell me....(They will precede to hansle)"
by indrewjones September 8, 2010
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hasley

the baddest bitch alive PERIODT! She get all the guys/girls and everyone tryna be her
Hasley is such a baddie like everyone loves her and I wish I was her
by wassup_tbh8 December 23, 2020
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Wash O'Hanley

Wash O'Hanley is a member of the Landover Baptist Chruch and is Freehold's leading voice in political punditry and self-proclaimed "Master Debater". Best known for his afternoon radio show, Wash is also a popular author who has penned such classics as "How Minorities, Liberals and Homosexuals Want to Murder You and Rape Your Children", "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions" and "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions (For Kids!)" which have garnered much popularity and praise. Wash got his start covering the Falkland War from a Club Med where the sounds of mines exploding were close enough to "ruin Karaoke Night". Wash is the face of work ethic, once broadcasting a 96 consecutive hour show during the Lewinskigate. "Around hour 65 I was convinced my stagehand, Mark, was a ninja assassin sent by Cokie Roberts to murder me so I viciously attacked him in the men's bathroom with my mic, using the stand as a bludgeon and the cord to strangle him." While not the most knowledgeable on Christianity, Wash asserts that he is "familiar" with the Bible and believes "whatever a majority of my listenership believes". Popular segments on the Wash O'Hanley show include "Boycott Logic", "Liberal Watch 2007: A Blacklist", "Wash's Enemies List", "President For Life" and "Who Would Reagan Kill?". Wash has lived an illustrious life reporting on wars, writing books, having the most popular Right-Wing radio show in all of South-Eastern Iowa and even starring in a short lived Saturday morning debate show "Wash O'Hanley and the Bay City Rollers Debate Hour", so what does the future hold for Wash? Wash wants to spend time with his family, continue his radio show and is even working on another book.

Personal quote: "Mr. Bush, this is NOT a banana in my pocket."
Wash O'Hanley's new book, MINDRAPE, is a chilling look into the dark side of Homosexuality and Atheism.
by Wash O'Hanley September 2, 2007
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Handley

People with the last name Handley is the best on earth
Handley
by Kh2006 December 11, 2021
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