Hannah Montana 

A disney tv show name that sounds like a sex position.

Last night my girlfriend did the Hannah Montana! It was so hot! - David

Hannah Montana by Davi-Wavi January 14, 2008

Hannah Montana 

1. An extremely idiotic teenager who thinks she has some sort of talent. Talent and Hannah Montana do not belong in the same sentence ules you're being sarcastic, tricking someone, or sayings she's got none.
2. Feces with a blonde wig on.
3. An insult for one with a large bottom or just an insult in general.

1. "Dude, you sing like Hannah Montana! Shut the heck up!" Mike said to his ex-.
2. "Yeah, well atleast I flush the toilet when I do a Hannah Montana!" Jane screeched back.
3. "Jane's such a big fat Hannah Montana!" Mike shreiked back.

Hannah Montana by Wingedmushroom44 March 24, 2009

hannah montana 

Hannah Montana is one of the most atrocious attempts at children's entertainment ever. I have never seen worse acting or writing on a television program of any sort. Miley Cyrus is horrendous and looks like she's squeezing one out with her same scrunched up face on each punch line. Her father is even worse. And the two boys playing her brother and fawning idiot friend are the worst mugging hams of TV since Danny Bonaducci on the Partridge Family.This is the show that makes you wonder what ever happened to intelligent children's entertainment. See lowest common denominator.

My niece and nephews brains turned to much after watching one inane episode of this Hannah Montana shlock. They are permanently scarred.

hannah montana by A. Wassenich November 7, 2007

Hannah Montana 

A species of naked mole rats, commonly found in garbage cans and on Disney Channel.

girl: Did you see that Hannah montana?
boy: Yeah that thing was ugly

Hannah Montana by vaginal blood fart June 2, 2008

Hannah Montana 

The girl who single-handedly ruined Disney for those of us who grew up watching The Lion King and Aladdin and pretty much everyone over the age of 13.

16 year old watching current Disney Channel: Man, remember when Disney was actually good?
Other 16 year old: Yeah....What is happening to the world
16 year old's 12 year old sister: OMG what r u guys talking about? Hannah Montanas great and the jonas brothers are so hawt!
16 year old: You cast the dark stole of dishonor upon our family. I disown you as a sibling. Never address me in public again.

Hannah Montana by irritated with tweens April 9, 2009

Hannah Montana 

Possibly the stupidest thing ever to hit TV. Some mainstream Disney Channel shit. It stars some hick girl with split personality disorder that forces her to magically become, drumroll please, HANNAH MONTANA! oh my god! Plus, she's only famous because her hick daddy has some money for her own series.

aka, only 10 year olds like her.
she's going to become the next Lindsay Lohan, just watch.

10 year old girl: OH MAY GAWD, THERES A NEW EPISODE OF HANNAH MONTANA ON TONIGHT! Who wants to watch it with me lololol?

Hannah Montana by I HATE Hannah Montana February 22, 2008

hannah montana 

one of the most annoying shows of all time. the plot is unbelievable: c'mon a girl is a student at day and puts on a whig and ta da she is a popstar? miley cyrus couldnt sing or act to save her life. she got the job cause her dad is some famous country singer. the show has some crappy jokes and suckass acting. if i see that guy who plays her brother i will strangle his ass. this show gives people in the country bad names. if you are guy and like this show, you must be a little fruity.

girl 1: wanna watch that totally cool show hannah montana?
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune

hannah montana by SdCharers11 January 16, 2008