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helmeting 

A sexual practice, most likely between two men, in which the goal is for the one to insert his actual head into the anus of the other. This is accomplished by the receiver having his spincter muscle severed by a knife, so his ass cheeks more or less flap apart. The giver then lubes up his shaven head and goes to town. It is uncertain whether this practice is supposed to be (more) pleasurable for the giver, or the receiver.
Raoul had to go to the doctor's to have his butt cheeks sewn back together after he was finished helmeting.
helmeting by Big D June 15, 2003

hillering 

The act of impressing one's English teacher, either through use of a large vocabulary word, awesome art skills, intelligent humor, or some other magnificently amazing method.
My hillering skills suck, I wish they were better so she'd like me.
hillering by pinkflugzeug February 12, 2010

Hallington Bear 

1.A name given to a slow (retarded) rugby player that goes to a posh school.

2.A person doing an act of stupidness.
"Look at Hallington Bear running the wrong way!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"
Hallington Bear by Peachy McLovin February 24, 2009

Dog Helmeting

Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.
Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting

Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;

Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;

Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);

Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;

Step 5. Spin dog.
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Dog Helmeting by doughelmut March 20, 2009

hallotines day 

a cross between halloween and valentines day were you try to scare your girlfriend. or if you dont have one scare a girl into becoming your girlfriend October 1st
hallotines day by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

Hallington Bear 

1. A Rugby Player who is reterded or "Special".
"Hallington Bear's running the wrong way with the ball!"
Hallington Bear by Peachy McLovin February 25, 2009