Halley's comet

After cuming and cleaning up with tissues, throw the tissues at your root to create the flying halley's comet.

"hey bitch, catch this" as i throw halley's comet at her back.

by Mr meanings May 16, 2011

Halley's comet

A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)

Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .

by Shockwave9d2 July 15, 2015

Haley's Comet

A fart whose odor follows you in a vapor trail.

I turned real fast to break the tail of my Haley's Comet so the fart would not follow me.

by twd1165 April 2, 2009

hadley shen

best man at league and sexiest person on earth

yo who's hadley shen?

OH YO THATS THE BEST TARIC SUPP BRO

by leaguetaric12345 October 28, 2013

hailey's mom

Get stoned. You need too, you can go through hard things but make a comeback. So eat, rest and screw it up while you can

Get stoned Hailey's Mom

by l4l.gone September 13, 2020

Haley’s world

She is a well know tik tok star known to like juice wrld. She has a little sister named Isabel that has a best friend named Xavier. Most of her family has a tik tok account.

Have you seen Haley’s world new video?

by Unknown user... December 28, 2020

Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021