hacky sack

A game played by douchebags at festivals like Coachella where asshats in knit caps (whether it is 100 degrees or not), hipster beards, gross sandals, "I Can't Breath" shirts, and khacki shorts play before you beat them over the head with a Louisville slugger.

"I play hacky sack, I listen to Mumford & Sons, I call AC/DC "dad rock," and I am a fucking douchebag!"

by Fumetti666 April 22, 2015

hacky sack

hack sack is a game for stoners pretty much. who els would want to kick a ball for hours? huh?! butt ill tell you this its fuckin awsome

by dani May 2, 2003

hacky sack

Hippie sport. The game in which hippies play.

Hippie:Hey do you want to play hacky sack?
Normal Guy:Fuck no, I am not going to play some piece of shit hippie game.

by UnknownTanker May 19, 2008

hacky sack

a game played by really awesome people with great hair. also can be refered to as "the sac"

lets go play hacky sack cuz we're so attractive

by cookiesNcream07 September 3, 2010

hacky sack

testicles. hanging genitals, escpecially large, hairy ones. also when some one bangs thier scrotum

"eew man your hackey sack is mad hairy!"

" ow! my god damn hackey sack! FUCK!"

by bob February 5, 2003

Hacky Sack

me you karate chop someone in the scrotum, between the balls

"I totally hacky sacked Jim today, he cried so hard"

by jessyjayed January 16, 2015

hacky sack

An insult for a girl who gets bounced around and played by a group of friends until boredom sets in.

Bro #1: Who you tryna smash tonight bro?
Bro #2: I was thinking Kelsie, but she kinda a hackysack.
Bro #1: Yeah, but you're the only one of the bros who hasn't pumped her.

"We gotta look for a hacky sack to bring back to the hotel while we're on Spring Break"

by Barry McCawkener April 10, 2017