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Heatsexual 

Some fake sexuality that was created by dumbass horny Gacha kids.
Apparently, this means to be addicted and/or attracted to NSFW edits. Especially Gacha and Roblox edits.
Person 1: Hey...
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I have something to tell you.
Person 2: Ok. What is it?
Person 1: I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: I'm sorry, you're WHAT now?
Person 1: Didn't you hear me? I said that I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: That's not a real sexuality.
Person 1: YES IT IS!
Person 2: Are you fucking dumb? It isn't.
Person 1: YOU are the stupid one! IT. IS. A. SEXUALITY!!!!
Person 2: You are not just wrong, you are stupid.
Person 1: WHAT?!
Person 2: And you're ugly, just like your mom.
Heatsexual by TheRandomGuy_BD November 13, 2021
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a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids
someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....
hansexual by sehunsnose December 25, 2020

highsexual 

the sudden reversal of one's sexual orientation after smoking marijuana.
"Daniel is usually as straight as they come, but when he's baked he turns really gay. He's really highsexual."

"Eric and Phil started saying some really gay things last night, they're raging highsexuals"
highsexual by friedkabob1225 July 9, 2009

Hetasexual 

A hetalian who is attracted to other Hetalians/Hetalia characters
Person 1: I have the biggest crush on doitsu...
Person 2: You must be a hetasexual then...
Hetasexual by surayya122 April 1, 2015

Hemosexual 

Those who find actress/dancer Heather Morris to be sexually attractive.

Note: Gender has no impact on someone's inevitable Hemosexuality.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Heather Morris last night on Glee???

Person 2: Ugh yes, she sexually frustrates me like there is no tomorrow - I've turned into such a raging Hemosexual!

Person 1: Same here, Hemosexuals for life!
Hemosexual by akaklee May 20, 2011

helisexual 

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.
helisexual by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017

Ehsexuality 

Being attracted only to Canadians.
Ehsexuality.
"Hey, dude, are you straight, gay or bi?"
"Neither, I'm ehsexual!"
Ehsexuality by LupoOfEpicness October 8, 2012