Happenance

First said by Ryan Lawrence known for being a terrible fantasy baseball manager who values talents such as John Buck and Yovani Gallardo who are both terrible players. The word has no real meaning and is used whenever you want

Ryan mispronouncing a word is not a happenance

If it happens more than once its not a happenance

Ryan: please suck my balls because I like men... happenance

by GayJorge March 25, 2013

Happenstache

Facial hair, especially on the upper lip, that grows due to laziness.

"I came by this stupid hipster look purely by happenstache."

by jmunchie April 26, 2012

Happenstants

Something that would only happen to an ant.

“It happened by happenstants”

by Wypipo whisperer August 24, 2019

Yappenstance

An unintended or accidental event that occurs as a direct result of excessive talking or rambling.

The term "yappenstance" is a portmanteau, combining "yapping," and "happenstance".

"Don’t worry. It was just yappenstance. It only happened because you were yapping."

by Leger DeMain August 10, 2024