gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle

"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."

by MeanMachine May 15, 2007

gruntle

To cause happiness, pleasure, or amusement. It is most often used to denote attempts to cause these to occur in another.

I love this book and thought perhaps it would gruntle you as well.

by Steve Palmer May 31, 2005

Gristle Luck

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.

"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."

by EnOb December 30, 2005

gruntled

The opposite of disgruntled. To be happy.

Johnny got his favorite ice cream today. He is very gruntled.

"Why are you so gruntled today Joe?" asked Johnny.

by Davis Wonders January 21, 2006

Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.

Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!

by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010

Grussle

Being your grind & hussle

"I stayed up until like 4:30am last night, I was on my grussle"

by Christin443 March 10, 2009

gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017