Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

council gritter

Anus
Council Gritter= Shitter

Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!

by Baldrick March 28, 2005

jogging behind a gritter

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface

Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

by Wrongbed January 10, 2008

Council Gritter

Rhyming slang for shitter which is used to describe an arse.

<Baz>Hey Anik, that guy takes it right up the council gritter
<Anik>damn right!

by -|s31|-Baz May 2, 2005

good old gritter

A cigarette.

Cigarette->garette->grit->gritter!

YESSIR, its a good old gritter..mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm!

by Daniel Marovitch February 18, 2007

Niles Gritter

A Gritter from Niles, Michigan.

That Niles Gritter stuck in the snow bank, across from the dispensary, is one of the finer citizens of this town.

by Troll Bait December 3, 2025