council gritter

Anus
Council Gritter= Shitter

Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!

by Baldrick March 28, 2005

Council Gritter

Rhyming slang for shitter which is used to describe an arse.

<Baz>Hey Anik, that guy takes it right up the council gritter
<Anik>damn right!

by -|s31|-Baz May 2, 2005

Gritter Posture

when your swag is beautiful .

i got on my gritter posture today.

by Ke-lo G March 29, 2011

gritter [shitter]

A person who has a crap and leaves grit like objects in the bowl that will not flush away, normally caused from having eaten fish bits with chips, after consuming loads of real ale.

Bob - he's a "gritter shitter"

by solxdi91 December 15, 2008

jogging behind a gritter

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface

Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

by Wrongbed January 10, 2008

good old gritter

A cigarette.

Cigarette->garette->grit->gritter!

YESSIR, its a good old gritter..mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm!

by Daniel Marovitch February 18, 2007

Grittered

When someone quickly eats shit. Usually face first. Things that can be grittered are: face, hands, knees and elbows. Its the same thing a scrape but a better way to say it.

"When I went to the lake, I grittered my face on the way to the water."

by anonymous October 11, 2023