The tall, dark, and handsome black clad figure that you
meet when ur time on this earth comes to an end. He is portrayed as a tall figure dressed in a black cloak and carrying a scythe.
The olden day "Death" rode in a stagecoach pulled by two white horses to his job everyday but now he can be seen riding a Harley with flaming bunnies on the side, each bunny represents a kill for the day.
Contrary to popular belief, this is an actual job. He makes upwards of $80,000 a year and has a KILLER 401k plan.
His weaknesses are Dr. Pepper 10, Gary Busey, and his older
brother Super Death. If u wish to avoid his
icy embrace then if advise you start drinking Dr. Pepper 10, become
friends with Gary Busey, and tell his older
brother that he has been in his room.
Guy 1: "Hey bro it's the Grim Reaper! RUN!"
Guy
2: "Don't worry bro he's after that other
guy, and not only that but his older
brother is hot on his tail."
Guy 1: "Ok good. And did u hear that he has a killer 401k plan?"
