Graeme Barrel

When you tell people you surfed a barrel but you've really been surfing shitty little waves all day

Joes says he's been catching barrels at south head, but I reckon he's just been getting shitty little graeme barrels

by Graeme Yarbles January 2, 2017

graeme doolan

Complete fuckwit.

Leave your fuckwitery at home.
Leave Graeme Doolan at home.

by yeeeeecunt February 20, 2015

graeme carson

DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL

friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"

friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."

by pineapplexpressman March 29, 2015

Dirty Graeme

That moment after you're girlfriend lays a steaming turd on your chest while you stroke your cock and you hear her husband coming, so you stand up quickly while continuing to masturbate as the turd slides down your belly on to your cock making a huge mess.

I pulled this bird last night, after taking her home and getting her to squat over me, I heard her husband coming up the stairs so I had to Dirty Graeme myself and get out of there.

by Batesy23 December 16, 2018

Joshua James Graeme

“Joshua James Graeme” is a stupid douche bag that can’t treat his girlfriend right

“wow he is a Joshua James Graeme.”

by lolprincessqueen June 1, 2018

Graeme

My bottom bitch

Graeme is my bottom bitch

by Totallytubulardudewaaa May 18, 2024

Doing a Graeme

When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.

1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?

by SplitscreenFace November 7, 2022