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will always listen to you and make you laugh. he’s a little awkward sometimes but it’s okay because he’ll play roblox with you and make you smile 😋 he also is willing to do whatever you want if he cares enough about you, even if that means being a little zesty and cropping his shirt. genuinely a tall, kind, patient boy who is actually so adorable and cute.
i have the biggest fattest crush on graeme ever
graeme by graeme is zesty October 22, 2023
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Why is everyone so obsessed with this person? What has he done that is so spectacular? Why is he so special apart from being a great footballer?
Everyone needs to stop obsessing about Graeme Urquhart. Focus on your own lives. He is a flawed human being not a god.
Graeme by Billybigbaws November 20, 2023
Why is everyone so obsessed with this person. What has he done that’s so spectacular. He is just a flawed human being not a celebrity or god.
Everyone needs to stop obsessing over Graeme Urquhart. Focus on your own lives.
Graeme by Billybigbaws November 21, 2023
A 5'5, 13 year old boy who lives in Lexington, MA.
Is currently in the Beauty and the Beast musical at Diamond Middle School.
He likes playing video games and with friends.

If you ever meet a Graeme, he'll probably be a disappointment. You should run or scare him off. (It won't be too hard)
Go away, Graeme.

Graeme, can I have my family back now?
Graeme by Sniffyboi January 4, 2024

Graeme Barrel 

When you tell people you surfed a barrel but you've really been surfing shitty little waves all day
Joes says he's been catching barrels at south head, but I reckon he's just been getting shitty little graeme barrels
Graeme Barrel by Graeme Yarbles January 2, 2017

graeme doolan 

Leave your fuckwitery at home.
Leave Graeme Doolan at home.
graeme doolan by yeeeeecunt February 20, 2015