When you tell people you surfed a barrel but you've really been surfing shitty little waves all day
Joes says he's been catching barrels at south head, but I reckon he's just been getting shitty little graeme barrels
by Graeme Yarbles January 3, 2017
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DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL
friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"

friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."
by pineapplexpressman March 27, 2015
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That moment after you're girlfriend lays a steaming turd on your chest while you stroke your cock and you hear her husband coming, so you stand up quickly while continuing to masturbate as the turd slides down your belly on to your cock making a huge mess.
I pulled this bird last night, after taking her home and getting her to squat over me, I heard her husband coming up the stairs so I had to Dirty Graeme myself and get out of there.
by Batesy23 December 16, 2018
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“Joshua James Graeme” is a stupid douche bag that can’t treat his girlfriend right
wow he is a Joshua James Graeme.”
by lolprincessqueen May 3, 2018
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His ancestor graeme shields looks like an autistic skely bones.
yo graeme shields why can't i pop u after a big shield bruh

ur kinnaw
by filis.filis May 31, 2018
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When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.
1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?
by SplitscreenFace November 7, 2022
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