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shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
by #1SMTX October 3, 2015
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Drew Gooden

Daniel James "Danny" Gonzalez (born: June 12, 1994 age 26) is an American comedy and commentary YouTuber, initially best known for his presence on the now-defunct app, Vine, where he accumulated over 3 million followers. He currently lives in Chicago, Illinois,with his wife Laura.
Person: isn’t that the guy who did those edit videos on vine
Person 2: oh yeah,that’s him
Drew Gooden:
by Hugh.Jass.69 October 17, 2020
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Drew Gooden

Someone: hey it's Drew Gooden.
Someone else: yeah that guy.
by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 June 29, 2020
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wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.
A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.
by GS71 April 19, 2017
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Goofenthol

Hank Hill's term for Methadone
I'm not going to work with someone all hopped up on Goofenthol!
by oliver hart August 7, 2009
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Goose Suit

"they're goosed a bit", "they're in goose suits"
by F. Aggot July 6, 2021
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Silly Goose

You would call someone a "Silly Goose" when they're being silly.
by Lovely Melodie August 11, 2020
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