gooner

someone who is chronically goon

Hey gooner, we're over here. And relax with the doritos

by broooo May 25, 2012

Gooner

Someone who sniffs poppers excessively whilst masturbating

Ugh, Desmond is such a gooner

by Dicklodocus November 15, 2022

gooner

A glory hunting pussbag who has very little knowledge of
football

Gaz is a Gooner!!!!!!

by jigster October 28, 2006

Gooner

North London Slang for sporting misfit, wearing cheap aftershave and talking in a bad french accent.

Poor lad must be a 'Gooner' or what!

by Liam Brady February 5, 2003

Gooner

Fans of that horrible north London team who will no doubt bitch and moan about everything but how much their team sucks when things don't go there way.

Uh oh Liverpool just kicked the shit out of Arsenal. Watch as those gooners whine about paid off refs for the next 4 weeks.

by Mike Chonks April 8, 2008

Gooner

The name of someone who bullies those around themselves, yet has delusions of themselves being pleasent, or almost angelic like.

Also, can be described as someone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Elaine is such a Gooner

by Ann Onamys December 11, 2008

Gooner

Someone that acts like a fool.

Trevor is a gooner.

by zackd42 March 7, 2009