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God Church 

Social Media Star Jake Paul invented this thing
Like what the heck is a god church?
''I just dropped some new merch,and it's selling like a god church
God Church by YEAH I SMELL GOOD August 13, 2017

God Church 

A lyric from It's Everyday Bro created by our Lord and Savior Jake Paul, which he tried to compare his new merch to a christian or jewish church. Probably trying to compare his new merch with his own religion which is the Jakepaulers and the name of his church is God Church
1)SORRY BRO I GOTTA GO TO GOD CHURCH AND PLAY WITH MY SPINER BUT NOT MY WEINER.

2)YOU KNOW WHAT !!! FLIP KENDRICK LAMAR I PREFER JAKE PAULAND GO TO HE'S GOD CHURCH.

God Church 

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.
I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!
God Church by theLmastet September 27, 2017

God church 

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.
And i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church
God church by XxDarkCatKingxX January 4, 2018

God Church 

A word used by a mentally ill non-human youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded.
Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *
God Church by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

God Church 

God Church is pretty much another word for 'crazy' or 'insane'. Kind of a new YouTuber trend.
Just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god Church

Yo bro, that was God Church asf
God Church by Ernizkool July 25, 2017