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glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"
hey dude are you glorping rn?
by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024
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Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.
Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that
by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024
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glorping

putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.
yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!
by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025
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Glorping

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.
He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!
by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025
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Funroll Glorped

Ah yes my favourite song, Funroll Glorped
by Gkfifjophz January 25, 2025
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