grizzly man

A documentary put together by werner herzog from the salvaged film of grizzly bear activist tim treadwell. In this film you really start to question tim's mental health(a grizzly bear is not a fuzzy little buddy). tim lived in the alaskan wilderness with the grizzly bears for 13 summers, his camp was 10 feet from the stream they ate at. on his last trip the grizzly bears ate him and his girlfriend. he interacted with the bears on a daily basis which somewhat makes him an idiot because hes trying to protect them from poachers but in interacting with them he is making them more likey to be friendly to humans..thus walk up to the poacher. tim thought he could sing to and pet the grizzly bears. Tim talked to the bears like most people talk to there babies.

1. this is Lemon berry ginger snap!(refering to bear)
John: hey you see grizzly man?
dave: yea, that guy was nuttier than squirrel shit! was he bipolar?

by Mr. Smiley Pants August 31, 2008

Gizzleberry

Gizzleberries are the small drops of cum that collect on someones pubic hairs following ejaculation.

Hey man, is that a Gizzleberry? You didn't even clean up the Gizzleberries off yourself after jerking off!

That girl was so nasty she wanted to eat my Gizzleberries after I jerked off to her.

by Gundament March 28, 2009

gizzle

A term invented by a Pokemon Showdown player who faced a YouTuber by the name of The Garbodors. At one point, he asks "why gizzle". To this day everyone is still asking "why gizzle?". Very few people know for sure what gizzle means but it has been theorized to be a misspelling of the onomatopoeia sizzle (as flamethrower was used the move before).

Player: I dodn't understand, now I ask why gizzle?
The Garbodors: What are you talking about?
Player: attacknig or the hound doomer?

by Lance0 August 30, 2021

gizzy

to be very exciting and hyped up.

'The Bomb Digz were gizzy last night.'
'Im too gizzy today.'

by reginesogizzy August 14, 2015

dirty grizzly adams

Similar to the dirty sanchez, with the horrific modifier being the large quantity of feces that is smeared across the victim's face, leaving them with fecal facial hair similar to the famed woodsman from tv's The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.

I was going to give Amy the dirty sanchez, but I got carried away and before I knew what happened she was left with the dirty grizzly adams....may the gods forgive me.

by Ator February 27, 2008

snoop d o double gizzle

Another way of referring to 'Big Snoop Dogg'.

Have you heard the new Snoop D O Double Gizzle?

Oh, Fo' Shizzle my nizzle!

by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003

grizzly bear

One B.A.M.F. of a bear. Unlike it's relative the brown bear, this beast will kick the ever loving shit out of YOU. Seriously, these things are huge mother fuckers, and could kick Mr. T's ass. If you encounter a grizzly, don't run; They're faster. Don't try to climb a tree; They're faster. Don't hide; They're smarter. And they can see through walls. And trees. They grizzly was once very similar to the brown bear, but while the brown bear decided to go on its pussy bitch ways, the grizzly decided to break anything that tried fucking with it, from small children to garbadge trucks. Over time, this case of serious bad assery allowed the grizzly to evolve and level up, allowing him to gain new abilities, skils and powers. Once the grizzly reaches a new level (which should be within the next year if it continues its grinding patterns), it will gain the LAZER eye ability, poplarized by the great eagle of Anubarak. Needles to say, once the grizzly reaches level 527, we're all pretty much fucked. Running a simulation to detrermine the average experience per annum devided by the increasing level requirement, we can predict the grizzly will rule the world by mid-to-late 22 century. The only option and chance of survival if a grizzly is encountered on your travels is to seranade it by speaking kindly and softy (and possibly making slight innuendo implications), and praying not only to your god, but to every god you know of that the monster before you takes pitty on your pathetic attempt to beg for your life, and decides your tough meat might infect its young and you're too feeble for it to simply club to death with its massive, yet somehow gentle claws. That, or if you have a gun. A fucking huge gun. Oh, and in the case of a zombie invasion, if there are zombie grizzlys, the world is FUCKED. Straight up. That is, if the grizzly can get infected. That means the zombies would have to get close enough to the bear to bite it. And that's just plain not going to happen. Rest easy young ones, rest easy. For now.

Joe: OMFG Bob, that's a Grizzly Bear!

*In a matter of seconds, due to the lack of response from Bob, Joe will realise Bob ran upon seeing the bear and neglected to tell Joe out of pure fear and as to give him a better chance of escaping. Joe dies within 0.02 seconds of this realisation, and despite his obvious advantage, Bob is hunted and killed within 0.04 seconds. You see, when your chance of escape is 0%, it doesn't matter how much you multiply it by, you're still fucked.*

by Mister Moo August 5, 2007