Up the Gumpstump

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!

Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!

by *echo* July 7, 2010

gimpatron

A gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser...gimpatron is the best insult!

'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron!'

by bec.93 May 16, 2010

Gimpgang

A term used to describe a group of idiots.

Look at that gimpgang over there, what idiots

by karentookmykids March 29, 2021

Gimp Boy

A noodley little garbage boy

Wow you're being such a little gimp boy Geoff

by ThaBonerKang69 April 10, 2017

Gimpotron

Coined By Kenny Beverage after heavy use of the word 'Dildotron'
Gimpotron taken from the latin 'Gimpadotronnus'
means simply 'to be a post retrospective gimp'

Luke: 'this leather suit and mask hurts when i ride my scooter'

kenny: 'gimpotron'

by Beverageofkenny January 12, 2010

Gimpy Chiggens

Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.

As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 23, 2019

Shed gimp

A sex slave or submissive who lives in a shed at their owner/masters place, preferably dressed in leather and gagball, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction.

Let me get the shed gimp to make the master breakfast in bed today.

by Siginutcutter October 17, 2021